Subject: Snow White's Snack
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 07 2002 - 06:26:11 EDT
"Toothbrush"
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the
bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush
in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the
garbage.
Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then
ran to my bathroom and came out with my
toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming
little smile, "We better throw this one out too then,
'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."
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"Wild Game"
I love the outdoors, and because of my passion
for hunting and fishing, my family eats a
considerable amount of wild game. So much,
in fact, that one evening as I set a platter of
broiled venison steaks on the dinner table,
my ten-year-old daughter looked up and said,
"Boy, it sure would be nice if pizzas lived in
the woods."
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"Snow White's Snack"
When my daughter was three, we watched
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs for the
first time. The wicked queen appeared,
disguised as an old lady selling apples, and
my daughter was spellbound.
Then Snow White took a bite of the poisoned
apple and fell to the ground unconscious. As
the apple rolled away, my daughter spoke up.
"See, Mom. She doesn't like the skin either."
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