Subject: Grown Up Words
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 06 2002 - 09:34:48 EDT
"Underwear"
My wife told our 5 year old to put on clean
underwear everyday, and he did just as
he was told. At the end of the week, he had
on 5 pairs.
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"Grown Up Words"
The kindergartners were now in the first grade.
Their teacher wanted them to be more grown
up since they were no longer in kindergarten.
She told them to use grown up words instead
of baby words. She then asked them to tell her
what they did during the summer. The first little
one said he went to see his Nana.
The teacher said, "No, No, you went to see your
grandmother." Use the grown up word.
The next little one said she went for a trip on a
choo-choo.
The teacher again said, "No, No, you went on
a trip on a train." That's the grown up word.
Then the teacher asked the third little one what
he did during the summer. He proudly stated that
he read a book. The teacher asked what book
he had read.
He puffed out his chest and in a very adult way
replied, "Winnie the Sh*t."
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