Subject: Little Sally's Panties
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 06 2002 - 09:34:04 EDT
"Little Sally's Panties"
Little Sally comes into her house holding three
coins. Her mother asks where she got the
money. Sally says, "The boys gave them to me!
They told me that if I did a somersault, they'd
give me a penny. So I did, and they gave me
this penny! Then they said if I climbed the tree,
they'd give me a nickel. So I did, and they gave
me this nickel! Then they said if I stood on my
head, they'd give me a quarter. So I did, and
they gave me this quarter!" She beamed proudly.
Her mother said, "Oh, honey... I think the boys
did that just because they wanted to see your
panties...."
Sally laughed: "Then I fooled them, Mommy!
I wasn't wearing any!"
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