Subject: Of Cannibals & Fruits
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu May 09 2002 - 17:30:34 EDT
"Of Cannibals & Fruits"
There were three men who were lost in the forest.
They were then captured by cannibals. The cannibal
king then told the prisoners that they could live if they
pass the trial. First step of the trial is to go to the
forest with the cannibals and get 10 fruits of the
same kind. So all three men went separate ways
to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, " I
brought 10 apples." The king then explains the trial
to him. You have to shove the fruits up your butt
without any expression on your face or you'll be
eaten.
The first apple went in...but on the second one he
winced out in pain, so he was killed and went to
heaven.
The second one arrives and shows the king his 10
fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial
to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8.. on the ninth berry he burst out
in laughter, therefore also was killed and eaten.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.
The first one asked "Why did you laugh, you almost
got away with it ". The second one replied, "I couldn't
help it, I saw that the third guy carrying watermelons..."
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