Subject: Early For School
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 27 2002 - 18:07:25 EST
"Early For School"
One morning Johnny is early for school .
So he goes into the classroom and writes
on the chalkboard, "Johnny has the biggest
dick in school" in huge letters, then runs out
of the school building giggling to himself.
After the tardy bell rings, he calmly walks into
the classroom with the teacher. The teacher
reads it and then tells some students to erase
the board. Then the teacher tell him she wants
to see him after school.
So after school Johnny and his buddies go back
to school. Johnny tells his buddies to wait outside.
About an hour later he walks out of the school.
And his friends eagerly ask him what happened.
With a lazy smile, he says, "Well, it pays to
advertise!!"
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