Subject: Playing Harmonica
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Mar 26 2002 - 10:42:35 EST
"Playing Harmonica"
A newlywed sailor was transferred to a remote
island in the South Pacific for 2 years. He soon
began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a
letter.
"My darling," he wrote, "it looks like we're going
to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm
starting to miss you and there's really not much
to do here in the evenings. Besides that, we're
constantly surrounded by attractive young native
girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind
I would not be so tempted?"
So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying,
"Why don't you learn to play this?"
Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and
he rushed back to his wife. "Darling," he said,
"I can't wait to get you into bed so that we can
make passionate love!"
"First, let me see you play that harmonica!"
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