Subject: Dejected Man
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 15 2002 - 07:20:32 EST
"Dejected Man"
"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the
husband told the counselor.
"Has she started to neglect you?"
"Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She
meets me at the door with a cold drink and a
warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's
a great cook, the house is always neat, she
keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me
choose the television shows we watch, and
she never objects to kinky sex or says she
has a headache."
"So, what's the problem?"
"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband
ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping,
she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers,
'Die! Die, you son of a bitch!' "
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