Subject: Accurate Readings
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 15 2002 - 07:22:10 EST
"Hope"
A fellow was sitting in the doctor's waiting
room, and said to himself every so often,
"Gosh, I hope I'm sick!"
After about the 5th or 6th time, the receptionist
couldn't stand it any longer and asked, "Why in
the world would you want to be sick Mr. Adams?"
The man replied, "I'd hate to be well & feel like
this."
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"Accurate Readings"
A man goes to a doctor for a physical
checkup.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"One-seventy." he says.
The nurse puts him on the scale.
It turns out that his weight is 183.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"Five-eleven." he says.
The nurse checks and sees that he's only
5' 8 1/2".
She then takes his blood pressure, and it's
very high.
The man explains, "Of course it's high. When
I came in here, I was tall and wiry. Now, I'm
short and fat!"
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