Sexual Orientation

Subject: Sexual Orientation
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 06 2002 - 07:13:00 EST

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"Sexual Orientation"

"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man
told his psychiatrist.

"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist
consoled. "Many people are fond of animals.
As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog
that we are very attached to."

"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient,
"I feel ummm,... *physically* attracted to my
horse!"

"Hmmm," the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?"

"Female, of course!" the man replied. "What do
you think I am,... GAY???"

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