Subject: This Works!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 06 2002 - 07:12:12 EST
"Three Wise Men"
A Lawyer is a person who knows very little
about many things, and keeps learning less
and less about more and more until he knows
practically nothing about everything.
A Judge on the other hand knows a great deal
about very little, and who goes along learning
more and more about less and less, until finally
he knows practically everything about nothing.
A Chief Justice starts out knowing practically
everything, but ends up knowing nothing about
anything, due to his association with Lawyers
and Judges.
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"This Works!"
A man was going up to bed, when his wife told
him he'd left the light on in the garden shed -
she could see it from the bedroom window.
But he said that he hadn't been in the shed
that day. He looked himself, and there were
people in the shed, stealing things.
He rang the police, but they told him that no one
was in his area, so no one was available to catch
the thieves. He said OK, hung up, counted to 30
and rang the police again.
"Hello. I just rang you a few seconds ago because
there were people in my shed? Well, you don't have
to worry about them now, I've just shot them all."
Within five minutes there were half a dozen police
cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works.
Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policeman said to this man: "I thought
you said you'd shot them!"
He replied, "I thought you said there were no cops
available!"
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