Subject: The Need
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Mar 04 2002 - 06:51:24 EST
"With The Long Brown Hair..."
One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside.
He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie
appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want
a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever
succeeded at or has ever even dared try!"
"Poof!" said the genie, "You're a housewife!"
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"The Need"
A young lady visited the government matchmaker
for marriage and requested - "I'm looking for a
spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable
one?"
The marriage officer said, "Your requirements,
please."
"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite,
humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing
and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole
day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out.
Telling me interesting stories when I need companion
for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."
The officer listened carefully and replied,
"Hmmmm, I think I understand. You need a
television."
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