Subject: Stages of Womanhood?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Mar 04 2002 - 06:50:31 EST
"Stages of Womanhood?"
The best way of describing a woman is to use a ball:
At 18, she is a football - 22 men going after her.
At 28, she is a hockey ball - 8 men go after her.
At 38, she is a golf ball - 1 man go after her.
At 48, she is a Ping-Pong ball - 2 men are pushing
her to each other.
What women think about sex:
At age 8 ignore it.
At age 18 experience it.
At age 28 look for it.
At age 38 ask for it.
At age 48 beg for it.
At age 58 pay for it.
At age 68 pray for it.
At age 78 forget it!
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