Subject: Differences Between You and Your Boss
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Mar 03 2002 - 10:39:13 EST
"Differences Between You and Your Boss"
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're
overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're
being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being
original.
When you please your boss, you're apple
polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being
co-operative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering
around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on
business.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always
sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be
very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going
for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because
he's overworked.
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