Subject: Census
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 25 2002 - 10:25:45 EDT
"Census"
The census taker rang the doorbell and was
quite surprised when the door was opened
by a nude woman.
"Don't be alarmed," she said, "I'm a nudist."
Although somewhat embarrassed, the man
proceeded to ask the routine questions....
"How many children do you have?" he asked.
"Eighteen." The lady replied.
"Lady," he gasped, "you're not a nudist--you
just don't have time to get dressed!"
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