Subject: Fire Truck
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jun 24 2002 - 08:46:47 EDT
"Fire Truck"
A fireman is at the station house working outside
on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next
door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's
hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The fireman says "Hey little boy. What are you
doing?"
The little boy says "I'm pretending to be a fireman
and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look.
"Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!" the
fireman says.
"Thanks mister," says the little boy.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the
little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its
testicles. "Little boy", says the fireman, "I don't
want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if
you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck
I think you could go faster."
The little boy says, "You're probably right mister,
but then I wouldn't have a siren!'
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