Subject: Ready To go Home
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jun 24 2002 - 08:45:01 EDT
"Ready To go Home"
There was a guy in a bar and he asked
the bartender for a beer. He chugged it
then looked in his pocket and asked for
another beer, chugged it and looked in his
pocket. this went on for a while then the
bartender finally asked, "How come you
ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your
pocket?"
The man said, "because there is a picture
of my wife in my pocket and I will keep drinking
till she looks good enough to go home."
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"At The Bar"
I was meeting a friend in a bar, and as I went
in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me.
"Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.
Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered
over to my buddy and told him a girl had just
rated me a nine out of ten.
"I don't want to ruin it for you," he said, "but
when I walked in, they were speaking German."
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