Subject: Oneliners
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jun 21 2002 - 12:11:51 EDT
"Oneliners"
It's got a spike on the end, but that isn't the point.
Semi-random organized chaos.
"It's a nice hotel, but I have my reservations."
Why is simplification a longer word than complexity?
Parachute for sale. No strings attached.
If it could, what would an onion relish?
Confused? Don't be so sure.
Today is the last day of the middle of the end
of the beginning. It is also the first.
I am a sub conscientious objector.
We really should discuss this non-negotiability
you keep going on about.
Anagram isn't an anagram of anything.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions
of you.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have
a perception problem.
I see you've set aside this special time to
humiliate yourself in public.
Please try to get the voices in your head
to come to a consensus.
I'm already visualizing the masking tape
over your mouth.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
I'm really easy to get along with once you
people learn to worship me.
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh
nervously and change the subject.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged
by your unique point of view.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
You are validating my inherent mistrust of
strangers.
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