Subject: The Drunks
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jun 21 2002 - 12:08:31 EDT
"The Drunks"
Two drunks were trying to figure out how to get
some alcohol for free. They only had a dollar in
change between them. "I've got it, follow me."
said the first man. They went to a hot dog stand
and bought a dog and threw away the bun.
"We'll go into a bar and order drinks, and when
the bartender asks for money, I'll unzip my fly
and pull out the hot dog. You drop to your knees
and pretend to suck me off."
The second man agrees to this and they start
their rounds. When they get to the bar, they sit
down and have a beer. The bartender tells them,
"That will be 3 dollars." The first man stands up
and upzips his fly. The second man drops to his
knees and starts sucking on the hot-dog.
"You @%$*#!" screams the bartender. "Get the
hell out of here!"
They run out and go to another bar and order drinks
and when the bartender asks for money, the first
man unzips his fly, and the second man drops to
his knees. The bartender throws them out.
After the sixth bar the second man complains, "Man
this isn't working out so well, My knees are killing me!"
"You think you've had it bad.." the first man exclaims.
"I lost the hot dog 4 bars ago!"
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