Subject: Secrets of Great Golf
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 15 2002 - 02:20:25 EDT
"Secrets of Great Golf"
A reporter was interviewing Jack Nicklaus.
He said, "Jack, you are spectacular, your
name is synonymous with the game of golf.
You really know your way around the course.
What is your secret?"
To which Jack replied, "The holes are numbered!"
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"Fore Better or Worse"
In primitive society, when native tribes beat
the ground with clubs and yelled, it was
called witchcraft; today, in civilized society,
it is called golf.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
Golf is a game in which the slowest people
in the world are those in front of you, and the
fastest are those behind.
Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with
disappointments.
The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard,
straight and not too often.
There's no game like golf: you go out with three
friends, play eighteen holes, and return with
three enemies.
Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it
has millions of poor players.
An amateur golfer is one who addresses the
ball twice: once before swinging, and once
again after swinging.
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy
because the cart cannot count, criticize or
laugh.
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