Subject: R*O*S*E*B*U*D*S
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 15 2002 - 02:16:06 EDT
"R*O*S*E*B*U*D*S"
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs
for her date with this see-through blouse on
and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit,
telling her not to dare go out like that.
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These
are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds
show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs,
and the grandmother is sitting there with no top
on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to
her grandmother that she has friends coming
over and that it is just not appropriate.
"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your
rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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