Whole-Wheat Bread

Subject: Whole-Wheat Bread
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 15 2002 - 02:20:54 EDT

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"Whole-Wheat Bread"

Two very elderly men were having a conversation
about sex:

1st: "I did it three times last night with a 30 year
old!"

2nd: "I can't even manage to do it once! What's
your secret?"

1st: "The secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread."

So the second old man rushed to the store.

Clerk: "May I help you?"

Old man: "I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread,
please."

Clerk: "Wow! It's certain to get hard before you eat
it all!"

Old man: "Damn! Does EVERYONE know about
this except me?"

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