Subject: Simple Signs
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 08 2002 - 02:29:48 EDT
"Simple Signs"
Two deaf people get married. During the first
week of marriage, they find that they are unable
to communicate in the bedroom when they
turn off the lights because they can't see each
other using sign language. After several nights
of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the
wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on
some simple signals? For instance, at night,
if you want to have sex with me, reach over
and squeeze my left breast one time. If you
don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze
my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs
back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to
have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my johnson
one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach
over and pull on my johnson...... fifty times."
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