Subject: New Shampoo
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jun 09 2002 - 07:10:22 EDT
"Big Sale"
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the
sale (and some advertising in the local paper)
were the main reason for the long line that
formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in
front of the store.
A small man pushed his way to the front of
the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud
and colorful curses. On the man's second
attempt, he was punched square in the jaw,
& knocked around a bit, and then thrown to
the end of the line again.
As he got up the second time, he said to the
person at the end of the line, "That does it!
If they hit me one more time, I'm not opening
the store!"
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"New Shampoo"
After trying a new shampoo for the first time.
A guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval
to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he
came home from work to a large carton in the
middle of the floor. Inside were free samples
of the many products the company produced:
soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and paper items.
"Well, what do you think?" his wife asked smiling.
"Next time," he replied. "I'm writing to General
Motors!
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