Subject: Reasons For Being Greek, Australian
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 08 2002 - 02:29:18 EDT
"Top Reasons For Being Greek"
{New addition to these lists by GrKKoukla2@aol.com}
1. Breaking plates is acceptable.
2. It's not considered gay for a Greek man to wear
tight pants and get manicures.
3. Sent from the G-ds
4. All relatives have a combined six names, Maria,
Eleni, Yianni, George, Dino, Niko...so you dont have
to worry about forgetting someones name.
5. Never pay for a haircut, car repair, dinner, etc...
since one of the above relatives owns a barber shop,
diner, garage etc...
6. OUZO (Don't ask me what it is - LadyHawke)
7. Never have to worry about getting dressed up
to go to the bars, as long as you're wearing all black,
you're in style.
8. Can be a short, fat, bald man and not made fun of.
3. Party like you're in the village year round...no
minimum drinking age
2. HHD - Hellenic Hip Disorder (?? - LadyHawke)
1. Get out of school or work for religious holidays
that are months later than American ones
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"Top Reasons For Being Australian"
1. Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering
bastard that no civilized nation on earth wanted.
2. Fosters Lager
3. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in
your country for 40,000 years because you
think it belongs to you.
4. Annihilate England every time you play
them at cricket.
5. Tact and sensitivity.
6. Bondi Beach.
7. Other beaches.
8. Liberated attitude to homosexuals
9. Drinking cold lager on the beach
10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink
some cold lager on the beach.
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