Subject: Father John's Bath
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 08 2002 - 02:25:37 EDT
"Father John's Bath"
It was time for Father John's Saturday night
bath and young Sister Magdalene Edwards had
prepared the bath water and towels just the way
the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene
Edwards was also instructed not to look at Fr.
John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever
he told her to do, and pray.
The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene
how the Saturday night bath had done. "Oh, sister,"
said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved."
"Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?"
asked the old nun. "Well, when Fr. John was soaking
in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was
washing him he guided my hand down between his
legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."
"Did he now," said the old nun evenly. Sister Magdalene
continued, "And Fr. John said that if the Key to Heaven
fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to
me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal
peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven
into my lock."
"Is that a fact," said the old nun even more evenly.
"At first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the pathway to
salvation was often painful and that the glory of the Lord
would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt
so good being saved."
"That wicked old Devil," said the old nun. "He told me it
was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!"
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