Subject: Reasons For Being Spanish, Indian
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 08 2002 - 02:24:55 EDT
"Top Reasons For Being Spanish"
1. Glorious history of killing South American
tribes
2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at
the Pyrenees
3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans,
Danes, Brits, etc
4. The rest of your country is already invaded by
Moroccans
5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims
it's the real thing
6. Honesty
7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress
up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front
of bulls
8. You get to eat bulls' testicles
9. Gibraltar
10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
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"Top Reasons For Being Indian"
1. Chicken Madras
2. Lamb Passanda
3. Onion Bhaji
4. Bombay Potatoe
5. Chicken Tikka Masala
6. Rogan Josh
7. Pappadams
8. Chicken Dopiaza
9. Meat Boona
10. Kingfisher lager
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