Subject: Reasons For Being French, German, Italian
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 04 2002 - 14:01:44 EDT
"Top 10 Reasons For Being French"
1. When speaking fast you can make yourself
sound gay
2. Yet to experience the joy of winning the world
cup for the first time
3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frogs
legs
4. If there's a war, you can surrender really early
5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those
late night films on SBS.
6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in
other people's countries
7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film
star
8. Allow Germans to march up and down your
most famous street humiliating your sense of
national pride
9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just do it
in the street
10. People think you're a great lover even when
you're not
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"Top 10 Reasons For Being German"
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10. In-built sense of pacifism
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"Top 10 Reasons For Being Italian"
1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes
2. Unembarrassed to wear fur.
3. No need to worry about tax returns
4. Glorious military history... well, till about 400 AD
5. Can wear sunglasses inside
6. Political stability
7. Flexible working hours
8. Live near the Pope
9. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair
10. Country run by Sicilian murderers
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