Subject: Redneck Robbers
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jun 02 2002 - 09:16:32 EDT
"Texas vs Oklahoma"
When I attended a convention once of
oil men, the first speaker was from Texas.
He rambled on about crap for a good half
hour and then introduced the next gent,
who happened to be from Oklahoma. The
Texas man said, "Oklahoma, an outlying
province of Texas."
The second speaker said, "Thank you,
Mr. Smith, but, just to set the record straight,
there ain't NO state that can out-lie Texas."
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"Redneck Robbers"
Two Rednecks rob a Brink's Armored truck
and all they get away with are two sacks, so
they keep one each. After awhile they meet
again and one asks the other, "What did you
find in your sack?"
"Half a million bucks."
"Aw... that's a lot! What did you do with all
that cash?"
"I bought a house and a boat. How about
your sack?"
"Bah... mine was full o' bills"
"And what did you do with them?"
"Eh well . . . little by little, I'm paying them off . . ."
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