Subject: Nurse Nancy
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 04 2002 - 14:02:20 EDT
"Nurse Nancy"
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one
day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's
incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She
does everything absolutely backwards.
Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2
milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She
gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He
damn near died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier
this week, I told her to give a patient an enema
every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas
in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream
from down the hall. "Omigosh!" said the first
doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to
prick Mr. Smiths boil!"
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