Subject: Food Shopping
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 01 2002 - 02:31:05 EDT
"Food Shopping"
When a young man left his dorm and moved
into an apartment, he went shopping for
cleaning equipment. His cart was loaded with
a broom, mop, dust-pan, sponges and a full
array of cleaning products. At the last minute
he topped off his cart with a lone food purchase
-- a large bag of potato chips.
Seeing the checkout clerk's quizzical look, he
explained, "I'm a very messy eater."
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"New Tie"
I went to the store the other day to pick out
a new tie for an upcoming wedding. I found
one that matched my suit but it didn't have
a price tag on it. So I asked the clerk, "Hey,
buddy, how much is this tie?"
He said, "Sixty-five dollars."
I said, "What! I can buy a pair of shoes with
that kind of money."
He said, "Maybe, but how would a pair of
shoes look around your neck?"
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