Subject: Wittle White Wabby
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 01 2002 - 02:30:08 EDT
"Wittle White Wabby"
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in
the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter,
do you keep wittle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so
that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want
a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black
wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown
wabby over there?"
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans
forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink
my pyfon weally gives a phuck!"
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