Subject: Enlisted
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 01 2002 - 02:41:44 EDT
"Tardy Troops"
The General went out to find that none of his
G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting
heavily.
"Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date
and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed
it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm,
bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles,
and now I'm here."
The General was very skeptical about this
explanation but at least he was here so he let
the G.I. go. Moments later, eight more G.I.s
came up to the general panting, he asked them
why they were late.
"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late,
I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab
but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse
but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm
here."
The General eyed them, feeling very skeptical
but since he let the first guy go, he let them go,
too. A ninth G.I. jogged up to the General,
panting heavily,
"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late,
I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but..."
"Let me guess," the General interrupted, "it broke
down."
"No, Sir!" said the G.I., "There were so many
dead horses in the road, it took forever to get
around them."
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"Enlisted"
A men was bragging about his sister who
disguised herself as a man and joined the
army.
"But, wait a minute," said the listener, "She'll
have to dress with the boys and shower with
them, too. Won't she?"
"Sure," replied the man.
"Well, won't they find out?"
The man shrugged. "But who'll tell?"
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