Subject: Fornication
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 25 2002 - 11:33:26 EDT
"Fornication"
"Daddy what's fornication?" asks the boy.
The father buries his head in the newspaper
and says, "Go ask you mother."
"Mother, what is fornication?" asks the child.
Embarrassed, the mother tells the child that
she cannot answer that question he should
ask his sister a teenager that knows everything.
"Sis, what is fornication?" the fellow asks.
"I can't answer that question you little squirt,
but you know what, ask Bubbie. She will tell
you."
"Bubbie, what's fornication?"
"This child I cannot tell you but I can show you,
follow me up to my bedroom and I will show you."
The kid follows his grandma up to her bedroom,
she has him sit on the bed. she closes the bedroom
door, goes to the closet, pulls out a lovely evening
gown and says, "This, child, is for an occasion."
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