Subject: The Dog Is In Heat
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jul 23 2002 - 09:59:47 EDT
"The Dog Is In Heat"
There was a couple who had a daughter and a
dog. Every day the dog had to be brought outside
to potty. One day the girl came home from school
wanting to take the dog out for her daily walk.
The mother said, "Sorry honey not today, she can't
go for a walk, she is in heat."
So the father got home and was told by the daughter
that the mother would not let her take the dog out
because she was in heat.
The father said, "I'll fix that." So he got a can of
gasoline and doused the dog with gas from nose
to tail. The girl took the dog for a walk.
A little while later, the girl returns without the dog.
The dad says, "Oh oh honey what happened to the
dog? Where is she?"
The daughter replies, "Well, she ran out of gas, but
there is another dog pushing her home."
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