Subject: Quotes From The Perfect (Wo)Man
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jul 23 2002 - 09:58:54 EDT
"Quotes From The Perfect Man"
There ought to be a law against those porno
movies. Can you believe that there are guys
that would actually, want their wives to do
those things they show?
My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Why don't
you use the money my parents gave us to get
something nice for the house?
Sports cars are just such stupid little toys for
men who have never really grown up.
You know, we really don't visit your relatives
enough.
Why don't you relax this weekend? I'll take
care of the cooking and housework.
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"Quotes From The Perfect Woman"
I'm sorry for leaving the toilet seat down,
dear.
I don't see what the big deal about those
Chippendale dancers is. I prefer a man
with some meat on his bones.
I was wrong...you were right. I'm sorry
I argued.
Forget Ally McBeal, let's watch Monday
Night Football & have a belching contest.
Just wear whatever you want to my parents'.
You always look just fine!
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