Subject: Girls' Night Out
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jul 15 2002 - 12:08:38 EDT
"Girls' Night Out"
Two women go out one weekend without their
husbands. As they came back, right before
dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge
to pee.
They noticed the only place to stop was a
cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped
and decided to go there anyway.
The first one did not have anything to clean
herself with, so she took off her panties, used
them to clean herself and discarded them.
The second not finding anything either, thought,
"I'm not getting rid of my panties!" so she used
the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were
talking to each other on the phone, and one
says to the other:
"We have to be on the look-out, it seems that
these two were up to no good last night, my wife
came home without her panties."
The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine
came home with a card stuck to her butt that
read, 'We will never forget you.'"
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