Subject: Little Johnny's Drawings
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 21 2002 - 02:31:50 EDT
"Little Johnny's Drawings"
Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book.
Miss Baker saw the fly sitting on the notebook
and slammed it with a ruler. The fly didn't fly
away. So she slammed the log once again,
again the fly didn't fly away.
This drove Miss Baker really mad, so she started
to pound the log with the ruler and, as a result,
the grade book became a bunch of torn sheets
of paper. With the class laughing, she realized
what had happened.
Then Miss Baker called Little Johnny's father to
school. "You see what your son did to our class
grade book?" she said.
"That's nothing." replied the father. "Last month,
he drew a naked woman on a fence and for two
weeks straight I was pulling splinters out of my
dick."
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