Subject: You Know You're Working Too Hard If...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jul 15 2002 - 12:06:56 EDT
"You Know You're Working Too Hard If..."
You explain to your bank manager that you prefer
to think of yourself as "highly leveraged" as
opposed to "in debt."
You refer to your significant other as "my co-CEO."
You can explain to somebody the difference
between "re-engineering," "down-sizing," "right-
sizing," and "firing people's asses."
You feel sorry for Dilbert's boss.
You account for your tuition as a capital
expenditure instead of an expense.
You believe you never have any problems in
your life, just "issues" and "improvement
opportunities."
You use the term "value-added" without falling
down laughing.
You give constructive feedback to your dog.
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