Subject: About Those Steaks...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jul 09 2002 - 03:02:22 EDT
"Hmmm..."
A commercial traveller was passing through
a small town when he came upon a huge
funeral procession.
"Who died?" he asked a nearby local.
"I'm not sure," replied the local, " but I think
it's the one in the coffin."
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"About Those Steaks..."
A man walks into a bar, he sees two pieces
of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks
the barman, "Why are those two pieces of
meat hanging from the ceiling?"
The barman replies, "It's a competition which
we run every night. If you can jump up and
touch the meat, you get free drinks for the
whole night."
"Great!" says the man, "but what if I can't
reach them?"
"Then you have to buy all the drinks for
everyone all night," the barman answers.
"Do you want to try?"
"No, but thanks anyway."
"Why not?" asks the barman.
"The steaks are too high."
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