Subject: Born As A Virgin
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jul 09 2002 - 03:03:21 EDT
"Born As A Virgin"
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of
her old age, she was still a virgin. She was
very proud of it. She knew her last days were
getting closer, so she told the local undertaker
that she wanted the following inscription on
her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and
the undertaker told his men what the lady had
said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy
no-goods they were, they thought the inscription
to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote:
"Returned unopened."
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