Subject: Lamaze Questions
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jul 08 2002 - 18:55:56 EDT
"Lamaze Class"
A couple just started their Lamaze class
and they were given an activity requiring the
husband to wear a bag of sand - to give him
an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant.
The husband stood up and shrugged, saying,
"This doesn't feel so bad."
The Lamaze teacher then dropped a pen and
asked the husband to pick it up.
"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were
pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the
husband asked.
"Exactly," replied the instructor.
To the delight of the other husbands, he turned
to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen
for me."
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"Lamaze Questions"
The room was full of pregnant women and
their partners, and the Lamaze class was
in full swing. The instructor was teaching
the women how to breathe properly, along
with informing the men how to give the
necessary assurances at this stage of the
plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise
is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial.
And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the
time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the
middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we
walk?"
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