Subject: At a Restaurant
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jul 08 2002 - 18:50:13 EDT
"At a Restaurant"
A man and a beautiful woman were having
dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,
taking another order at a table a few paces
away suddenly noticed that the man was
slowing sliding down his chair and under the
table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the
way down his chair and out of sight under
the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him
appeared calm and unruffled, apparently
unaware that her dining companion had
disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order,
she came over to the table and said to the
woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your
husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and
replied firmly, "No he didn't. My husband just
walked in the door."
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