Subject: The Sign
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jan 22 2002 - 10:10:16 EST
"The Sign"
Two doctors opened offices in a small town
and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr.
Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town fathers were not too happy with
the sign and they proposed "Hysterias and
Posteriors."
The Doctors didn't find it acceptable, and
suggested "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
The town didn't like that either and countered
with "Catatonics and High Colonics."
Thumbs down again, by now the story was
in the papers and suggestions began rolling in:
Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls and A**-holes
Analysis and Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
None of these satisfied one side or the other,
but they finally settled on
"Dr. Smith & Dr. Jones, Odds & Ends."
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