More Resume Bloopers

Subject: More Resume Bloopers
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jan 22 2002 - 10:11:04 EST

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"Resume Bloopers"

JOB RESPONSIBILITIES:

"While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment,
I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to
at least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed
heretofore and that it be configured so as to ultimately
lead to the application of more rarefied facets of
financial management as the major sphere of responsibility."

"I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award."

SPECIAL REQUESTS & JOB OBJECTIVES:

"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed
and my employer does not know I am looking for
another job."

"My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since
I have no training in meteorology, I suppose
I should try stock brokerage."

"I procrastinate - especially when the task is
unpleasant."

PHYSICAL DISABILITIES:

"Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep."

PERSONAL INTERESTS:

"Donating blood. 14 gallons so far."

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