Subject: Scare Me!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 21 2002 - 02:30:25 EST
"Scare Me!"
Little Johnny and Little Mary were walking home
from school one day. As they walked along, they
saw two dogs knotted up along side the road,
screwing. "What are they doing, Johnny?" Mary
asked. Well, Little Johnny, being a man of the world
for all his 12 years, knew what they were doing but
was embarrassed to say it, so he said, "Well, he's
scaring her." ttle Mary said, "Oh."
They walked a little farther and Little Mary said,
"Scare me, Little Johnny." Well, Little Johnny
thought, "What the Hell," so he took her into the
bushes and "scared" her.
After they were finished, they started walking home
again. Pretty soon, they walked past a stallion
mounting a mare in the field. "What are they doing,
Little Johnny?" she asked. "Well, he's scaring her."
So Little Mary said, "Scare me again, Johnny." Little
Johnny took her into the bushes and "scared" her
again. After they were finished, they started walking
home again.
Pretty soon, you guessed it, they saw a bull and a
heifer in the field, going at it. "What are they doing,
Little Johnny?" she asked again. "Well, he's scaring
her," Little Johnny said. After a few more minutes
of walking, Little Mary said, "Scare me again, Little
Johnny."
Now Little Johnny, being a little tired by now, had
just about had enough, so he yelled out, "Boo,
damn it, boo!"
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