Subject: Swatting Flies...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jan 16 2002 - 07:54:03 EST
"Swatting Flies..."
I stopped at a friend's shop the other day and
found him stalking around with a fly swatter.
When I asked if he was getting any flies, he
answered: "Yeah... 3 males and 2 females."
Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the
difference.
He answered, "Three were on a beer can and
two were on the phone."
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"Stolen Towels"
When John returned to the house one evening,
his wife Mary announced that the new cleaning
woman they had hired had stolen two towels.
"Yeah," said John very disinterested, and reclining
on the sofa, "that wasn't very nice of her to do."
"You're darn right it wasn't," Mary said. "And they
were the two best towels we had... the ones we
got from the Hilton Hotel while we were on vacation."
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"Notice From Management"
It has come to the attention of the management
that many of our employees have been standing
around scratching their butts.
If you decide to start working again, please
wash your hands first!
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