Subject: Mommy, I think...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jan 16 2002 - 07:46:15 EST
"Mommy, I think..."
It seems that a young couple had just gotten married
and spent their wedding night with the young mans
parents.
In the morning the mother got up and prepared a
lovely breakfast, went to the bottom of the stairs
and called for them to come down for breakfast.
After a long wait the family ate without the newlyweds.
The mother said, "I wonder why they never came
down to eat."
The grooms young brother said "Mommy, I think..."
"Oh shut up I don't want to hear what you think!" said
the mother, not wanting to hear any inappropriate
comments from the younger brother.
At lunch time the mother again prepared a wonderful
meal and again called the young couple to eat. After
another long wait, the family proceeded to eat, and
after the meal was completed the mother once again
said, "I wonder why they never came down to eat?"
Once again the younger brother started to speak, but
was interrupted by the mother.
At dinner time once again the mother cooked a very
elaborate meal, had the table set perfect and called
the newlyweds to join the family for dinner. After
another long wait the mother once again questioned
why they had not come downstairs all day.
The young lad once again said, "Mommy I think..."
"Well, what is it that you think?" asked the mother
rather irritated.
"I think that when my big brother came down to get
the Vaseline last night, he got my model plane glue
instead."
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