Subject: Lil Timmy & Viagra pills
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jan 16 2002 - 07:54:44 EST
"Lil Timmy & Viagra Pills"
Little Timmy is playing on the street when he spots
a package of Viagra pills. Being a boy of the world,
he immediately recognizes the possibilities and
approaches his daddy:
"Dad, I just found these, and I'm willing to sell them
to you for 100 Dollars
straight."
"Son, well, while this is a very good offer, I'm in
perfect physical health and not currently needing
those. Tell you what, go ask Grandpa."
So Timmy walks over and asks his grandfather:
"Gramps, I will sell you this package of Viagra for
100 Dollars."
"Oh, thanks Timmy, but are you sure these will
work?"
"Gee, I don't know. But they do look like the ones
that were shown on TV!"
"Tell you what, Timmy, I'll try them tonight and if
they work OK, I'll give you the money tomorrow."
The next morning, Timmy visits his grandfather
again, and Gramps hands over $500 without
hesitation. Timmy is perplexed:
"But Gramps, I thought we agreed on 100 Dollars!"
"That's OK, Timmy, keep it, the rest is from
Grandma!"
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