Subject: Signs You've Chosen A Bad College
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jan 02 2002 - 09:13:26 EST
"Good Morning!"
When I first started college, the Dean came in and
said "Good Morning" to all of us. When we echoed
back to him, he responded "Ah, you're Freshmen."
He explained. "When you walk in and say good
morning, and they say good morning back, it's
Freshmen. When they put their newspapers down
and open their books, it's Sophomores. When they
look up so they can see the instructor over the tops
of the newspapers, it's juniors. When they put their
feet up on the desks and keep reading, it's seniors."
"When you walk in and say good morning, and they
write it down, it's graduate students."
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"Signs You've Chosen A Bad College"
College brochure boasts that 90 percent of
graduates eventually make parole.
Orientation video features Frank Gifford and
a flight attendant.
The dean is being followed by a crew from
"Hard Copy."
Final project in biology: dissecting a Snickers bar.
So-called sports complex consists of a kickball
and a swing set.
Your English professor is your history professor
with a fake mustache.
Graduation ceremonies are held at the local
7-Eleven.
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