Subject: More Things To Think About...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jan 01 2002 - 12:00:20 EST
"More Things To Think About..."
1. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like
making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
2. I found the best way to get rid of a telemarketer.
Ask them what they are wearing.
3. Why is it when snooty department stores put their
Christmas decorations out just after the 4th of July,
it's "elegant foresight," but when I leave my Christmas
lights up until April, my neighbors just think I'm tacky?
4. OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known
as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are
known as the "Bucs" does that make the Tennessee
Titans "The Tits?"
5. Ever wonder about those people who spend
$2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards.
6. A couple with three children waited in line at
San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a
boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying
degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young
children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another.
The frazzled parents reprimanded them to no avail.
Finally, they reached the ticket window. "Five tickets,
please," the father said. "Two round trip, three one
way."
7. Then there is a dyslexic guy who walks into
a bra...
8. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ...
does that mean that one enjoys it?
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